Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Funny Quotes

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working." --Anonymous

If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong? - Unknown

"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded." Yogi Berra

Great men talk about ideas; Mediocre men talk about things; Small men talk about people. - Admiral Hyman Rickover
(What does that say about a society in which People magazine is a best seller? - JK)

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.

4 comments:

The Miller Family said...

Yes, he would still be wrong. :o)

Drew said...

lol, of course he would! he always is! :)

Cardon & Whitney said...

Hey we found that you had a blog! Ha, you got some funny stuff on here. I think the lone man in the forrest just accepts the fact that he's wrong after a while ha.

Drew said...

LOL, no truer statement has been made. sorry lone man.